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2WheelsOfBlues
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Funny Joke

Post by 2WheelsOfBlues »

I heard a funny joke to day, i goes like tis;

Man says;
Baby,... 25 years ago we had an apartment on third-hand car and slept on a worn mattress on the floor.
But I do have slept with a very attractive sexy young woman....

Now we own a nice big house, expensive BMW, big plasma screen on the wall and sleeping in a giant waterbed, but I'll sleep with a woman nearly 50 years .....

Woman says;

baby,... all you have to do is to find a sexy blonde.
and I'll do you in no time again in a small apartment, is an old car back and have to sleep on the floor ...


:rofl: :rofl: :rofl:
play guitar like the wind, mysterious but definitely present....
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:rofl: :rofl: :rofl:
"Throw yo' big leg over me Mama, I might not feel this good again!"
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:rofl: :rofl: :rofl: Didn't they say that man own there success at there 1e wife and there 2e wife at there success? :mercy:
You can't bend the rule, Every man is some womans fool
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vancouverois
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:thumbsup: :rofl: :rofl:
Jan 15th 2007
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good one
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HalfBlindLefty
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:rofl: :lol:

Hey... but who needs a bed when he can play the Blues :think: :away:
A long time ago, in the old forum : Registered: Mon, 27 Nov 2006. Wonder were the other old members all went....
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